8 Funniest Movie Dialogues ...


Funniest Movie Dialogues of all times are totally worth that “what’s wrong with you” look you’ll get when you suddenly remember some of them in the worst possible moment. These lines are not here because the movie is extra popular or actors extra cute, but simply because they always make me laugh. Funniest movie dialogues ever, craziest, totally awesome and I admit I’m still more than willing to watch all of them over and over again. Interested to know which movies and funniest movie dialogues I have in mind? Well, here they are:

1. Ace Ventura

Ace Ventura

Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?

Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then!


Come on, isn’t this one of the funniest movie dialogues of all times?2

I believe you’ve all watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – Right?

But, wait, there’s more to it than just a few laughs – You can actually use it to piss somebody off or just as a witty response to a semi-funny threat.

Now, that is what I call useful!

2. Fast and Furious

Fast and Furious

Vince: He's got no call bein' up there, you don't know that fool for s*it!

Leon: Yeah he's right, Dom.

Dom: Vince there was a time when I didn't know you!2

Vince: That was in the third grade!

The Fast and Furious franchise doesn’t lack any funny lines - that’s for sure!

So once the guys don’t race, they’ll probably try to outsmart each other.

Now, that’s one of my favorite parts because you really get to have a gooood laugh.

And why did I pick this one?

Well, I guess it’s more than funny for me.

It’s kind of cute and childishly naïve so much, in fact, that I almost caught myself rethinking my decision to laugh and replace it with, “Aweee!”

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