ANTM's Most Unforgettable Makeovers Meltdowns and Melodramas ...

By Lyndsie

ANTM's Most Unforgettable Makeovers Meltdowns and Melodramas ...

America's Next Top Model gave the world 22 cycles in 12 years, averaging two seasons of dramatic makeovers, epic meltdowns, and increasing contrived melodrama, oh yes, but also fierce looks, fabulous photos, and some genuinely amazing contestants. I'll confess, I stopped watching after the absolute clustermug that was the All-Star cycle when Alison got robbed, but I recently caught a rash of reruns and realized I really will miss the show. I mean, where else will we get moments like these?

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1

Elyse's Epic Rant

As meltdowns go, this one was both the tamest and the most intelligent rant ever witnessed on ANTM. Remember how innocent Cycle 1 was? This also cemented my enduring love for Elyse – seriously, if you were enamored of this smart, feisty pixie girl, too, check out her old LiveJournal!

2

Shandi Cheats

Here's a cycle 2 gem featuring fan favorite, Shandi Sullivan. Oh, I loved Shandi. I felt so bad for her, but she owned what happened and that's pretty awesome.

3

Everybody Almost Dies

This is my nightmare.

4

Yaya Steps up

I am so glad Yaya DaCosta is showing up in more and more movies and TV shows. I adored this gorgeous goddess – and still do not think she should have had to apologize. Telling her everyone pegged her as “going for the typical African hat” and tries to “prove her Africanness.” Panel, please.

5

Brownie-gate

The melodrama used to be so simple! Hands up, though, who loves Toccara's shade? Yaya's is epic, too. She's wearing that shirt for all of us.

Famous Quotes

Happiness depends upon ourselves.

Aristotle
6

Cassandra Quits

Bye, Cassandra!

7

Jade

Just … just Jade.

8

And Also Jade's Exit

Every time I see Kenya Moore on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” I think to myself that she is simply no Jade.

9

Tyra Passes out

In Cycle 6, this was the introduction to the acting challenge. You know, to prove Tyra is a good actress. The girls lost their minds. Did anyone watching, really?

10

So Does Rebecca

I still … I still wonder about this. I don't know. Still kind of looks fake.

11

Celia Snitches

Snitches get stitches, Celia.

12

The Granola Bar/Energy Drink Debacle

I don't … I don't even know.

13

Brittany Loses It Utterly

She also blames everyone else for her problems because everyone else is presumably responsible for her time management. This meltdown no doubt had something to do with her inevitable elimination. I was pulling for her, too – she was a lovely girl, even with her unfortunate weave, but that attitude … ugh.

14

The Magical Disappearing Amber

So, Amber. Yeah.

15

Runways Are Dangerous

The ever-increasing drama depicted in ANTM's final runway shows pretty much guaranteed a casualty or two.

16

Louise Vs. Kelly Cutrone

Yas. YAS. YAAASSSS.

17

Saleisha Gets a Bowl Cut

Why? Why? This makes her win over Chantal even harder to understand.

18

Tyra Shuts down Denzel's Tired Rhetoric

So, not only did Denzel have one of the worst makeovers ever, he also spouted some sad, stereotypical BS about gay male models. Bravo to Tyra for shutting it down.

19

But … but, Tyra …

And the end-all, be-all of ANTM meltdowns belongs to … Tyra herself. I wonder if Tiffany still hears TyTy shouting in her dreams.

Will you miss America's Next Top Model? I think it was beyond time to retire it, but I still look back on past episodes, contestants, and winners quite fondly. Yoanna and Naima remain my favorites, I am still angry Nik didn't beat Nicole, and I cried a little tear when Adrienne first married and then divorced her Brady. Who are your faves – and your least faves?

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Where Thoughts and Opinions Converge

I used to love this show so much! I really miss the earlier seasons when Jade, and the other girls were on it. To me, those were the best. I felt it was becoming a little too phoney in the later seasons.

Memories...thank u for showing this it was fun!

I got to 7 and was like "I need to binge watch this NOW." Thank you Hulu.

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