7 Funny and Unique Quotes from Friends to Remember ...

By Jessica

7 Funny and Unique Quotes from Friends to Remember ...

My all-time favorite TV show is FRIENDS and sometimes I will have conversations with my husband that consist of quotes from FRIENDS! Dorky, I know. It's such a great show about life and the relationships in it! It's full of humor and silliness that's undeniable. It's one of those shows you can watch over and over again and not ever get bored! So here are some classic quotes from FRIENDS that I think you will love (if you don't already!).

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  1. "the cushions are the essence of the chair!" "that's right, i'm taking the essence!" - chandler and joey
  2. "oh! sorry, did i get you?" "no, you didn't get me! it's an electric drill! you get me, you kill me!" - chandler and joey
  3. "pivot! pivot! pivot!" - ross
  4. "your tombstone could say whatever you want it to say. it could say, ross geller, good at marriage." -phoebe
  5. "at what point of those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?!" - ross
  6. "unagi. i'm always aware." "are you aware that unagi is an eel?" - chandler and ross
  7. "was that place the sun?" - chandler

1 "the Cushions Are the Essence of the Chair!" "That's RIght, I'm Taking the Essence!" - Chandler and Joey

"the Cushions Are the Essence of the Chair!" "That's RIght, I'm Taking the Essence!" - Chandler and Joey On iTunes: itunes.apple.com

This quote is from the episode The One Where No One Is Ready in season 3. Joey and Chandler are fighting over a chair because Chandler sat in it first and when he got up, Joey took it. Joey ends up wearing all of Chandler's clothes as a form of revenge! It's ridiculous and childish, which makes it hysterical and one of the best quotes from FRIENDS!

2 "Oh! Sorry, Did I Get You?" "No, You Didn't Get Me! It's an Electric Drill! You Get Me, You Kill Me!" - Chandler and Joey

"Oh! Sorry, Did I Get You?" "No, You Didn't Get Me! It's an Electric Drill! You Get Me, You Kill Me!" - Chandler and Joey On iTunes: itunes.apple.com

Another Chandler and Joey moment that plays on Joey's stupidity and Chandler's wit. This quote is from the episode The One With Frank Junior in season 3. In this particular scene Joey and Chandler are building their own entertainment unit and Joey is playing handyman. It's crappy, to say the least, and Joey ends up sawing a bedroom door in half and almost drilling a hole through Chandler's head! It's crazy and super funny!

3 "Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!" - Ross

"Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!" - Ross On iTunes: itunes.apple.com

In The One With The Cop of season 5, Ross and Rachel head to a furniture store to buy a new couch for Ross's apartment. The delivery charge is more than the value of the couch so they decide to carry the couch themselves, even though Ross lives up a few flights of stairs. They fail the first attempt and when Chandler gets involved to help, Ross keeps yelling out "pivot!" to which Chandler tells him to shut up. It's just too funny not to watch!

4 "Your Tombstone Could Say Whatever You Want It to Say. It Could Say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage." -Phoebe

"Your Tombstone Could Say Whatever You Want It to Say. It Could Say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage." -Phoebe On iTunes: itunes.apple.com

Phoebe is always hysterical and a little crazy. This quote is her talking to Ross about another potential failed marriage in the episode The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel of season 6. Ross and Rachel end up getting married in a previous episode after getting really drunk in Vegas and then not remembering it the day after. Ross is secretly in love with Rachel and tries to stay married to her by using excuses like having to fill out the married box instead of the single box every once in a while. Let's just say it doesn't end well for Ross!

5 "at What Point of Those Girlish Screams Would You Have Begun to Kick My Ass?!" - Ross

"at What Point of Those Girlish Screams Would You Have Begun to Kick My Ass?!" - Ross On iTunes: itunes.apple.com

In this episode of season 6, The One With The Unagi, Phoebe and Rachel take a self-defense class and brag about it to Ross. Ross then brags about his experience with Karate and the three go at it during various points, trying to catch each other off guard. This quote is from a particular instance when Ross scares Rachel and Phoebe and they scream, with the quote being Ross's response. Rachel comes back with an even funnier response! You'll have to watch it to find out what she says!

6 "Unagi. I'm Always Aware." "Are You Aware That Unagi is an Eel?" - Chandler and Ross

"Unagi. I'm Always Aware." "Are You Aware That Unagi is an Eel?" - Chandler and Ross On iTunes: itunes.apple.com

This is from the same episode as point number 6. Ross and Chandler have an encounter with the concept of Unagi and Chandler sarcastically points out that Unagi is an eel! He also does hand motions to add to the humor. It's just a funny episode all around and definitely one of my favorites.

7 "Was That Place the SUN?" - Chandler

"Was That Place the SUN?" - Chandler On iTunes: itunes.apple.com

This has got to be my favorite episode of FRIENDS ever! It's season 10, and the episode is The One WIth Ross's Tan. Monica goes to a tanning salon and Ross is jealous of her spray "tan" so he decides to go as well. Even with his intelligence, he can't seem to figure out how the tanning booth works! He ends up with a level 12 tan on his front side and nothing on his back!

There you have it, my list of quotes from FRIENDS that are simply hysterical! Even writing this article I find myself laughing out loud! If you love the show too, what are some of your favorite quotes? There are so many good ones!

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