The 17 Best Reactions to Being Asked to "Netflix and Chill" in Case You Need One ...
By Lyndsie • 4 Comments
By Lyndsie • 4 Comments
It has recently come to the attention of the internet at large that “Netflix and chill” does not actually mean “let us hang out together as we watch this documentary on Bronies.” The assumption is that you will actually bang while Netflix plays in the background. Upon hearing this, many people reminisce about the days when coming over to watch a movie meant just that. I understand. I used to think so, too. Most girls do and many guys do, as well. Still, think about it. Did you ever hang out with someone, pop a movie in the VCR or DVD player, and suddenly it's like porn music starts playing in the background? It's always been this way. Sometimes you're into it, sometimes you're not, and sometimes you just want to finish binge-watching “American Horror Story.” Now that you're aware of both the euphemism and the idea, here are a few possible reactions for various Netflix and chill situations.
...there's a fine line between kicking back with a bucket of popcorn and getting pulled into an unexpected make-out session. With the right eyebrow-raise and hesitant smile, that GIF shows you gearing up to decipher the true intent of the invite. Be ready! Whether it's a cuddle puddle or a solo binging marathon, the expression speaks volumes. It's all in the unspoken questions fluttering behind those unsure eyes: Will I need to feign surprise when the remote accidentally gets lost between the couch cushions? Oh, the suspense!
Considering the art of subtlety is key, sometimes the evening vibe calls for effortlessly chic—like you didn’t try too hard but still look stunningly put-together. A cozy, oversized sweater and those jeans that fit just right hit the sweet spot between comfy and tasteful. Accessorize with simple, yet elegant jewelry and let your hair fall into that perfect messy bun. Ready to turn heads with that I woke up like this charm, or just snuggle up with some popcorn—it’s your call, girl.
You can almost hear the crickets as you realize the only chill happening tonight will be the deafening silence where the laughter from your favorite comedy series should be. You're left wondering if his idea of a retro evening might involve a live reenactment of TV shows, or perhaps he's a minimalist who's discarded the digital world altogether. Either way, you're in for an unexpected twist on the classic date night that has you questioning your binge-watching compatibility.
Every group has one, and they're often as subtle as a neon sign in a library. They'll invite you over, but the moment you're settled on the couch, they pounce! It's like they've confused "chill" with "thrill ride," and you're strapped in whether you like it or not. Seriously, can we not just actually watch one episode? Without the casual arm stretch that turns into a full-on cuddle attack? Your entertainment plans quickly become an escape room challenge, and you're not here for it.
Almost an hour into the Netflix scroll-a-thon, and it's go-time. You're eyeing the remote like it's a grenade pin and your internal pep talk is in full swing—be cool, be chill, you got this. Yet, somehow, your move is less suave lean-in and more accidental elbow jab. Cue the awkward laughter, followed by a charmingly clumsy attempt to brush it off. Did they just see your hands shake? Nah, play it off, you're so in control. Right, just keep telling yourself that while you mentally draft your tweet about this later.
Sometimes a suggestion to "Netflix and chill" arrives so smoothly, it practically deserves a standing ovation. The request might come wrapped in a pun that has you grinning from ear to ear or a meme so timely it should win an award. In moments like these, the charm offensive is so strong, it's hard not to play along. Letting out that surprise chuckle, you can't help but admire the creativity behind the ask. Could this be the modern-day equivalent of serenading outside your window? Maybe. Cue dimming the lights and diving into the comfy couch sanctuary for an evening of relaxed entertainment.
It makes sense that a movie is the universal cover for a hook up, but at the same time … Netflix is just so awesome. What's your most cringe-worthy Netflix and chill story?