8 Funniest Movie Dialogues ...

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8 Funniest Movie Dialogues ...

Funniest Movie Dialogues of all times are totally worth that “what’s wrong with you” look you’ll get when you suddenly remember some of them in the worst possible moment. These lines are not here because the movie is extra popular or actors extra cute, but simply because they always make me laugh. Funniest movie dialogues ever, craziest, totally awesome and I admit I’m still more than willing to watch all of them over and over again. Interested to know which movies and funniest movie dialogues I have in mind? Well, here they are:

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Ace Ventura

Ace Ventura Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then!

Hahahaha! Come on, isn’t this one of the funniest movie dialogues of all times? I believe you’ve all watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – Right? But, wait, there’s more to it than just a few laughs – You can actually use it to piss somebody off or just as a witty response to a semi-funny threat. Now, that is what I call useful!

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is a 1994 American comedy film starring Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, a pet detective who is tasked with finding the kidnapped dolphin mascot of the Miami Dolphins football team. The movie was directed by Tom Shadyac and also stars Courteney Cox, Sean Young, Tone Loc, and Dan Marino. The movie was a box office success, grossing over $107 million worldwide.

The movie is well known for its unique blend of comedy and action, as well as its memorable quotes and catchphrases. Carrey’s performance as Ace Ventura was widely praised, and the role earned him a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actor in a Motion Picture Musical or Comedy. The movie also spawned a sequel, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, which was released in 1995 and also starred Jim Carrey.

The dialogue in the article, between Lois and Ace Ventura, is one of the most memorable quotes from the movie. It has become a popular response to semi-threatening situations, as it is both humorous and self-deprecating. The quote has also been used in various TV shows, movies, and video games, further cementing its place in popular culture.

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Fast and Furious

Fast and Furious Vince: He's got no call bein' up there, you don't know that fool for s*it!
Leon: Yeah he's right, Dom.
Dom: Vince there was a time when I didn't know you!
Vince: That was in the third grade!

The Fast and Furious franchise doesn’t lack any funny lines - that’s for sure! So once the guys don’t race, they’ll probably try to outsmart each other. Now, that’s one of my favorite parts because you really get to have a gooood laugh. And why did I pick this one? Well, I guess it’s more than funny for me. It’s kind of cute and childishly naïve so much, in fact, that I almost caught myself rethinking my decision to laugh and replace it with, “Aweee!”

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Airplane!

Airplane! Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Do you remember this one? Man, Airplane is one of those rare movies I could watch over and over again and still laugh until my abs start aching! But hey, that’s Leslie Nielsen we’re talking about here and we all know funniest movie dialogues are a must! If you can’t remember this quote watch it all over again – it certainly can’t hurt.

Another of my favorite's is this give-and-take:

Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!

Too many Leslie Nielsen quotes, perhaps? Sorry girls but I just can’t help myself because I always try to recall his totally serious, “I really mean it” face and the whole “Don’t call me Shirley” thing becomes even funnier! Told you he's responsible for some of the funniest movie dialogues ever!

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The Hangover

The Hangover Stu Price: We have a reservation under Dr. Price.
Lisa: Okay, let me look that up for you.
Phil Wenneck: Dr. Price? Stu, you're a dentist, okay? Don't try and get fancy.
Stu Price: It's not fancy if it's true.
Phil Wenneck, [to Lisa]: He's a dentist. Don't get too excited. And if, uh...someone has a heart attack, you should still call 911.
Lisa: We'll be sure to do that.

Nice one, huh? Now raise your hand if you think the first part was waaay better than the second! I love love love all of their jokes, regardless of how yucky some of them might be and this old “dentists and chiropractors are not doctors” joke always does the trick for me.

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The Naked Gun 2 ½ - the Smell of Fear

The Naked Gun 2 ½ - the Smell of Fear Frank Drebin: Miss, I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, and this is Captain Ed Hocken, Police Squad.
**Busty Saleswoman: **Is this some kind of bust?
Frank Drebin: Well... it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.

A well of funny lines and a man whose presence is a guarantee one of the funniest movie dialogues ever is about to happen! Gotta laugh at this one, I know I do. Just try to remember that scene- LOL! A lot of the funniest movie dialogues come from Leslie Nielsen!

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Shrek

Shrek Donkey: Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
Shrek: That would be my home.
Donkey: Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

*Chuckles – Now isn’t that donkey awesome! Eddie Murphy is the man! In fact, I really doubt the movie would turn out to be such a huge success if he hadn’t been in it. Best lines, totally funny stuff and well… you know.. when donkey opens his mouth to say something, you just aren’t supposed to be drinking your soda!

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Airplane II: the Sequel!

Airplane II: the Sequel! Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
**Unger: **Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

This is one of the funniest movie dialogues I've ever heard! Back-and-forth jokes like this made Airplane's sequel almost as funny as the original. I love the play on the old "Who's on first?" bit!

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No Strings Attached

No Strings Attached Emma: Ring ring! It's the pumpkin patch. They want their pumpkins back!
Lisa: We're not pumpkins!
Joy: We're ladies!
Emma: But you're so orange!
[Adam tries carrying Emma inside]
Emma: Hey! Someone call Charlie Brown! We found the Great Pumpkin!

Now, since I’ve really maxed out on Leslie Nielsen quotes, I thought I might add one of the 2011 hit movies that also happens to have some of the funniest movie dialogues I’ve heard all year. So, if you haven’t watched the comedy No Strings Attached, definitely do so soon as this is just one of maaany hilarious quotes!

Well, hope you like these, in my opinion funniest movie dialogues, as much as I do! And if you don’t… well, here’s a chance tell me more about your favorite movies and funniest movie dialogues I should look forward to! I love classic films that fans quote over and over again, as well as movies that have quotes from the funniest movie dialogues that fit every day situations. What's your very favorite movie quote?

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LOL I LOVE SHREK!!! you should see eddie murphy in beverly hills cops hilarious :D

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